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Posted: **Sun May 02, 2010 4:53 pm**

What do naked chicks have to do with classical music? Precious little, unless you take into account that sex sells.

Here's some of my favorite sexy album cover art from the classical music world. Hey, classical music, classical nudity, right?

Some of these are NSFW. We'll start with some tame ones.

Here's some women holding things in front of their boobies.

: Nice hubcaps; classical sexy album art 005.jpg (89.53 KiB) Viewed 487650 times

: Nice bust(s); classical sexy album art 022.jpg (80.52 KiB) Viewed 487650 times

: The front is as good as the Bach; classical sexy album art 002.jpg (69.9 KiB) Viewed 487650 times

Posted: **Sun May 02, 2010 4:58 pm**

If it's tasteful, it's art...

: She can Handel the breast; classical sexy album art 007.jpg (82.83 KiB) Viewed 487649 times

: Nice lilies; classical sexy album art 012.jpg (98.17 KiB) Viewed 487649 times

: Lucky little man; classical sexy album art 004.jpg (89.85 KiB) Viewed 487649 times

Posted: **Sun May 02, 2010 5:00 pm**

From the back...

: I like classical, but...; classical sexy album art 008.jpg (87.54 KiB) Viewed 487649 times

: I like classical, but...; classical sexy album art 015.jpg (79.1 KiB) Viewed 487649 times

: I like classical butts; classical sexy album art 023.jpg (69.43 KiB) Viewed 487649 times

Posted: **Sun May 02, 2010 5:04 pm**

More Classical Music Girls Gone Wild...

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: classical sexy album art 009.jpg (78.8 KiB) Viewed 487649 times

: classical sexy album art 001.jpg (88.89 KiB) Viewed 487649 times

Posted: **Sun May 02, 2010 5:08 pm**

More sex and violins...

: classical sexy album art 016.jpg (47.62 KiB) Viewed 487649 times

: classical sexy album art 017.jpg (49.58 KiB) Viewed 487649 times

: classical sexy album art 018.jpg (49.33 KiB) Viewed 487649 times

Posted: **Sun May 02, 2010 5:09 pm**

More...

: classical sexy album art 019.jpg (57.21 KiB) Viewed 487649 times

: classical sexy album art 020.jpg (47.05 KiB) Viewed 487649 times

And let's not forget the infamous "banned" Bond album cover.

: Bond... band... banned; bond460.jpg (31.93 KiB) Viewed 487649 times

Posted: **Thu May 27, 2010 4:48 pm**

31-year-old Linzi Stoppard of the band FUSE posing with Swarovski crystal encrusted Bridge electric violins. Each violin has 50,000 crystals and comes with a £1million price tag.

: linzi stoppard fuse nude 01.jpg (64.03 KiB) Viewed 486965 times

: linzi stoppard fuse nude 02.jpg (55.62 KiB) Viewed 486965 times

Posted: **Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:11 pm**

: Check out her greatestits.; Vanessa Mae.jpg (56.5 KiB) Viewed 486261 times

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:21 pm**

Classical music that comes with a parental advisory explicit content sticker? Gimme!

We'd like to see the makers of these albums add "Touching To Tchaikovsky," "Lusting With Liszt," and "Gettin' Busy To Bizet."

: You and me and Beethoven makes three.; Love Notes Bedroom Bliss Beethoven.jpg (84.22 KiB) Viewed 485737 times

: The safe word is "nocturne."; Love Notes Shacking Up Chopin.jpg (90.88 KiB) Viewed 485737 times

: At least she has her sunglasses on.; Love Notes Making Out Mozart.jpg (84.84 KiB) Viewed 485737 times

Posted: **Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:24 pm**

Hmm... what's the focus here? Anyway, more pr0n pls thx.

: I can see your halo. And boobs.; Scriabin.jpg (102.06 KiB) Viewed 485719 times

: Is this organ music?; Love Letters.jpg (67.93 KiB) Viewed 485737 times

: Makes you wonder what the sounds are.; Exotic Sex Classical Music And Sound Effects.jpg (52 KiB) Viewed 485725 times

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