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Sexy Classical Music Album Covers

PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 4:53 pm
by alteregoic
What do naked chicks have to do with classical music? Precious little, unless you take into account that sex sells.

Here's some of my favorite sexy album cover art from the classical music world. Hey, classical music, classical nudity, right?

Some of these are NSFW. We'll start with some tame ones.

Here's some women holding things in front of their boobies.

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Nice hubcaps
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Nice bust(s)
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The front is as good as the Bach
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Re: Sexy Classical Music Album Covers

PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 4:58 pm
by alteregoic
If it's tasteful, it's art...

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She can Handel the breast
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Nice lilies
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Lucky little man
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Re: Sexy Classical Music Album Covers

PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 5:00 pm
by alteregoic
From the back...

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I like classical, but...
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I like classical, but...
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I like classical butts
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Re: Sexy Classical Music Album Covers

PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 5:04 pm
by alteregoic
More Classical Music Girls Gone Wild...

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Re: Sexy Classical Music Album Covers

PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 5:08 pm
by alteregoic
More sex and violins...

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Re: Sexy Classical Music Album Covers

PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 5:09 pm
by alteregoic
More...

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And let's not forget the infamous "banned" Bond album cover.

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Bond... band... banned
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Re: Sexy Classical Music Album Covers

PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 4:48 pm
by alteregoic
31-year-old Linzi Stoppard of the band FUSE posing with Swarovski crystal encrusted Bridge electric violins. Each violin has 50,000 crystals and comes with a £1million price tag.

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Re: Sexy Classical Music Album Covers

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:11 pm
by alteregoic
Vanessa Mae.jpg
Check out her greatestits.
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Re: Sexy Classical Music Album Covers

PostPosted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:21 pm
by alteregoic
Classical music that comes with a parental advisory explicit content sticker? Gimme!

We'd like to see the makers of these albums add "Touching To Tchaikovsky," "Lusting With Liszt," and "Gettin' Busy To Bizet."

Love Notes Bedroom Bliss Beethoven.jpg
You and me and Beethoven makes three.
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Love Notes Shacking Up Chopin.jpg
The safe word is "nocturne."
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Love Notes Making Out Mozart.jpg
At least she has her sunglasses on.
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Re: Sexy Classical Music Album Covers

PostPosted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:24 pm
by alteregoic
Hmm... what's the focus here? Anyway, more pr0n pls thx.

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I can see your halo. And boobs.
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Love Letters.jpg
Is this organ music?
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Makes you wonder what the sounds are.
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