Sexy Classical Music Album Covers

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What do naked chicks have to do with classical music? Precious little, unless you take into account that sex sells.

Here's some of my favorite sexy album cover art from the classical music world. Hey, classical music, classical nudity, right?

Some of these are NSFW. We'll start with some tame ones.

Here's some women holding things in front of their boobies.

Nice hubcaps

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Nice bust(s)

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The front is as good as the Bach

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If it's tasteful, it's art...

She can Handel the breast

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Nice lilies

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Lucky little man

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From the back...

I like classical, but...

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I like classical, but...

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I like classical butts

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More Classical Music Girls Gone Wild...

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More sex and violins...

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More...

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And let's not forget the infamous "banned" Bond album cover.

Bond... band... banned

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31-year-old Linzi Stoppard of the band FUSE posing with Swarovski crystal encrusted Bridge electric violins. Each violin has 50,000 crystals and comes with a £1million price tag.

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Check out her greatestits.

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Classical music that comes with a parental advisory explicit content sticker? Gimme!

We'd like to see the makers of these albums add "Touching To Tchaikovsky," "Lusting With Liszt," and "Gettin' Busy To Bizet."

You and me and Beethoven makes three.

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The safe word is "nocturne."

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At least she has her sunglasses on.

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Hmm... what's the focus here? Anyway, more pr0n pls thx.

I can see your halo. And boobs.

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Is this organ music?

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Makes you wonder what the sounds are.

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